Think back to January and Brianna's "White Trash" party and how we were dressed... Brianna LOVES mayonnaise so as a birthday gift, a friend gave her a very, very large jar of the stuff. We offered to carry her gifts home as her intent was to do a Kensington pub crawl.
With our friend Ron clutching the very large jar, we decided to have a quick beer at the Kensington pub on our way home. Ron plops the very large jar on the table and we order beers. The waitress just has to ask - "what's with the mayonnaise?" Ron pipes up "Don't know, just met this couple on an adult website and they told me to meet them here with mayonnaise"! The waitress did not know where to look (and remember how we were dressed!!) We had sideways glances and wide-eyed looks from all the staff from then on.
Fast forward to this evening... We pop into the pub for a glass of wine. I was pleasantly surprised that the waitress remembered what I drank - we drink there periodically but certainly would not classify ourselves as regulars. As we were paying the tab, she said "I gotta ask, what was it with the mayonnaise? For months the whole staff have been dying to know."
Some things are better left to imagination ... and legends.
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